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From: egret@wet.UUCP (thomas helke)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,comp.unix.bsd
Subject: Re: The True Naming of "UNIX"
Message-ID: <5420@wet.UUCP>
Date: 4 Mar 93 10:12:08 GMT
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In article <1n3efi$m4c@milk.Warren.MENTORG.COM> tal@Warren.MENTORG.COM (Tom Limoncelli) writes:
>>
>>His car careened out of control, hit a telephone pole, and
>>Dominus was catapulted through the front windows of a 7-11. His
>>spine snapped like kindling against the Slurpy machine. There
>>would be no sex reassignment surgery for Dominus.
>
>WRONG. There is absolutely NO 7-11 in Murray Hill, NJ.
>
>Could you be thinking of the Friendly's?
You're absolutely right! There is no 7-11 in Murray Hill. I
checked through my notes and I was a bit off there. Actually, the
accident occurred at the MacDonalds in New Providence. And he
didn't slam against the Slurpy machine (of course) -- it was the
milk shake machine. Milk shake and Mark-Jason ("Judy") were
scattered from one end of MacDonalds to the other. It's the
MacDonalds at 1771 Springfield Avenue.
May "Judy" (Mark-Jason Dominus) find gender satisfaction
in the Hereafter ... and I really mean it this time.
God/Goddess bless his/her soul. I certainly hope this
correction of history has rectified his ... nay, HER
memory for the edification of sincere and dedicated
computer historians, such as me.
BTW, have you noticed the extant omnisexuality of EUNUCHS?
(Oops! Sorry ... I meant to say "UNIX.")
Thomas Helke
egret@wet.UUCP
P.S. I confer this chronicling of the life and crescendo
demise of Dominus with the respect due a computer genius.
But the heat table was a mess!
| "How can you say 'No!' to a fisherman's wife." |
| -- Gloria Mundi, "Lesbians At War" |