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From: graefja@ucbeh.san.uc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.sex,alt.flame,comp.unix.bsd,alt.backrubs,misc.test
Subject: Re: Need Help!
Message-ID: <1994Oct19.142409.4954@ucbeh>
Date: 19 Oct 94 14:24:09 EST
References: <000322Z18101994@anon.penet.fi>
Distribution: world
Organization: University of Cincinnati
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In article <000322Z18101994@anon.penet.fi>, an134144@anon.penet.fi writes:
> I need Help with some very personal problems.  I just cant seem to stop
> masturbating with a broom handle.  I lube it up and cram that sucker right
> in my ass.  Please help me!
> 
> Brendan Scallon  (scallon@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu)

Dear Brendan,

 I suggest you find the guy with the anon account 134144 and kill him. This guy
is probably someone you recently pissed off or someone who really hates you.
However if you mastrubating problems continues, I would advice you to seek
professional help. Which you really can't do here, coz nobody on the net is
really proffesional.

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