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Xref: sserve alt.sex:68663 alt.flame:107356 comp.unix.bsd:15134 alt.backrubs:2957 Path: sserve!newshost.anu.edu.au!harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au!yeshua.marcam.com!news.kei.com!ddsw1!not-for-mail From: thrasher@MCS.COM (Brendan J. F. Scallon) Newsgroups: chi.general,alt.sex,alt.flame,comp.unix.bsd,alt.backrubs Subject: Re: Need Help! Followup-To: chi.general,alt.sex,alt.flame,comp.unix.bsd,alt.backrubs Date: 19 Oct 1994 20:01:25 -0500 Organization: Illinois Circuit Court of the Jihad Lines: 18 Message-ID: <384fh5$gjv@Mercury.mcs.com> References: <000322Z18101994@anon.penet.fi> <37v4u8$jte@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu> <37vulu$ps4@portal.gmu.edu> Reply-To: scallon@uiuc.edu NNTP-Posting-Host: mercury.mcs.com X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2 (KSD)] William J McClatchie (wmcclatc@osf1.gmu.edu) wrote: : scallon brendan john (scallon@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu) wrote: : : an134144@anon.penet.fi wrote: : : : I need Help with some very personal problems. I just cant seem to stop : : : masturbating with a broom handle. I lube it up and cram that sucker right : : : in my ass. Please help me! : : Who the fuck posted this???? using the anon server, aren't we? In reality : : I just stick it in pussy. : Most men use their dicks for this, not broom handles. That's what I was saying. Stick the dick in the snatch or down the hatch -- "Your words, waste in decay | Brendan J. F. Scallon Nothing you say, reaches my ears anyway" | Illinois Circuit -ELP, The Endless Enigma | Court of the Jihad thrasher@mcs.com | (formerly C.A.R.D.)