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From: michael@piglet.amscons.com (Michael Bryan)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.sun.admin,comp.unix.solaris,comp.unix.bsd.bsdi.misc
Subject: Re: You can tune a file system, but you can't tune a fish
Date: 18 Aug 1995 13:40:00 -0700
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Christopher X. Candreva <chris@westnet.westnet.com> wrote:
>
>If you still have access to a VMS system, and it has datatrieve, fire it up
>and type "help wombat".
>
>Quite amusing.

My favorite in VMS was one of the tunable system parameters (I don't recall
which one anymore), which was measured in units of "microfortnights".  It
happens to be just over a second (1.2096 seconds, to be exact.)  Somebody
was seriously bored that day.  ;-)