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From: jkh@violet.berkeley.edu (Jordan K. Hubbard)
Newsgroups: comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
Subject: Re: Jesus Monroy, Jr - come back, we miss you!  All is forgiven!
Date: 17 Dec 1995 09:29:34 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
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In article <4b0lq5$8ed@mramirez.sy.yale.edu>,
Adonis Caldwell <adonis@mramirez.sy.yale.edu> wrote:
>alt.fan.jesus.monroy.jr for a while).  In honor of JMJ, for the sake
>of nostalgia, and because I always wanted to try to be a net.somebody,
>I have created...
>
>THE FREEBSD 2.1 PATCHKIT!

Not bad, not bad - I give this post a 4.2 on the JMJ scale (which goes from
6.9 to -3.14159262).  Let's see the judge's cards for an explanation of the
score:

	Raving:	0.2	[ouch, he definitely needs to work on this one, folks]
	Misspellings:  1.0
	Non sequiturs:	3.5
	Flames:  -2.6
	Fruit:   orange
	Gratuitous-references-to-body-parts:  3.0
	Fairly-useless-patchkit-containing-totally-cosmetic-fix-to-banner: 5.1
	Cross-postings:	0.0

Added up on the JMJ scale, using a form of differential calculus invented
by JMJ himself, we get: 4.2

Not quite up to JMJs standards at all, of course, but still a fine showing
for a first-timer!  Assuming that he can find a proper trainer, I think this
newcomer holds much promise for the next competition.  We'll be keeping
a close eye on him, that's for sure!

						Jordan