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From: adonis@mramirez.sy.yale.edu (Adonis Caldwell)
Newsgroups: comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc,comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc,comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
Subject: Re: Jesus Monroy, Jr - come back, we miss you!  All is forgiven!
Date: 17 Dec 1995 13:32:36 -0500
Organization: Marc's Little FreeBSD Computer
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In article <4b0ntu$s7g@agate.berkeley.edu>,
Jordan K. Hubbard <jkh@violet.berkeley.edu> wrote:
>In article <4b0lq5$8ed@mramirez.sy.yale.edu>,
>Adonis Caldwell <adonis@mramirez.sy.yale.edu> wrote:
>>alt.fan.jesus.monroy.jr for a while).  In honor of JMJ, for the sake
>>of nostalgia, and because I always wanted to try to be a net.somebody,
>>I have created...
>>
>>THE FREEBSD 2.1 PATCHKIT!
>
>Not bad, not bad - I give this post a 4.2 on the JMJ scale (which goes from
>6.9 to -3.14159262).  

	like you say, an admirable score for a first-timer, but I
	really expected to score lower, I mean, higher, no, wait... my
	brain hurts...

> Let's see the judge's cards for an explanation of the
>score:
>
>	Raving:	0.2	[ouch, he definitely needs to work on this one, folks]

	[gratuitous out-of-character flame] Just wait til I tell Bill
	Jolitz what you said about me!  He's gonna kick your
	ever-loving ass into next tuesday and THEN mop the sidewalk
	with your face!

>	Misspellings:  1.0

	have you ever tried to purposely misspell words?  it's tough!

>	Non sequiturs:	3.5
>	Flames:  -2.6

	I'm too nice, plus I can't be a complete JMJ clone, can I?

>	Fruit:   orange

	slent!

>	Gratuitous-references-to-body-parts:  3.0
>	Fairly-useless-patchkit-containing-totally-cosmetic-fix-to-banner: 5.1

	and more to come... just wait for patchkit 0.2

>	Cross-postings:	0.0

	I'm still trying to get the hang of those (cf. this article)

>Added up on the JMJ scale, using a form of differential calculus invented
>by JMJ himself, we get: 4.2
>
>Not quite up to JMJs standards at all, of course, but still a fine showing
>for a first-timer!  Assuming that he can find a proper trainer, I think this
>newcomer holds much promise for the next competition.  We'll be keeping
>a close eye on him, that's for sure!

	thank you, very much.  I think I'll go over to the linux
	v. bsd thread and flame linus now.

	btw, you've met JMJ, right?  out of historical interest, give
	us a little sketch.  and I know terry lambert, the human
	usenet archive, has saved at least one JMJ posting. come on, a
	little reminiscence of days gone by...

>						Jordan

	Adonis.

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