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From: rsteel@gil.com.au (Rod Steel)
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Subject: Re: Linux and dedicated ISDN Internet Service
Date: Wed, 29 Jan 1997 11:48:33 GMT
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On 28 Jan 1997 05:33:03 GMT, the aliens once again beamed spy-rays into
Ilya's brain, resulting in :

>
> Hello.  I am  thinking  about setting up  a Linux   server and  running  a
> commercial  ISP with a  friend.   I have  never ran  or configured a Linux
> computer so I have a few questions.  What is the  best hardware for Linux?
> What is  the best motherboard?   Does it matter  what backup drive, CD-ROM
> drive, or video card  I get? What distribution  to get?  How do I allocate
> virtual memory, i.e.  the size of the HD part used for swapping?  How much
> RAM do  I need?  Can Linux  function as well  as other, commercial Unixes?
> (Digital Unix,   Solaris,  etc)
<...snip...>
> How much will it cost to set up a  good Linux server and run a
> commercial ISP?    How  many users  does one  need  to break   even?  I am
> thinking $15  per month would   be a reasonable   charge.  How many  phone
> lines?  What is the best ratio of  users to phone lines?
<..snip..>
> Do we
> need insurance?  How much should we spend on advertising and how should we
> advertise?  If this works  out I  will consider leasing   a high speed  T1
> line, which is expensive - $1500+/month in our area.  What services should
> we provide?  Email, WWW, dynamic and  static PPP/SLIP, Unix shell, usenet,
> IRC, anonymous FTP  are the basic ones,  anything else?  How do we support
> users dialing in on different platforms? 

<...oh, bugger it, much more snipping. You get the general idea...>

1) Sit down on the pedestal
2) Turn to your right. You will find a small roll of paper hanging from the
wall
3) Grab end of paper roll, and tear off a couple of sheets
4) Fold paper, and insert wad into butt-crack
5) Move paper wad backwards and forwards with a slight upward pressure
6) Remove paper wad, and drop into bowl
7) Stand up, and turn around
8) PUT THE BLOODY SEAT DOWN!!!!
9) Press button on top of box behind pedestal
10) You are now finished.

Oh, sorry, that was the only question you didn't ask, wasn't it?


Rod.